Frozen Hoodie
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Ships within 3–5 business days, then typically 3–7 business days in transit (times vary).
WE ISSUED THE LOGO A HOODIE. IT DIDN'T HELP.
NEVER SOBER in frozen lettering across the chest, icicles and all. The skull-smiley sits frozen solid across the back, lightning bolt included. Heavyweight black fleece was provided as a precaution. Management remains optimistic.
- The Classic Hoodie — 12 oz heavyweight fleece
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester, standard fit
- Drawstring hood, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem
- True to size — size up for extra room
- Cold machine wash inside out, hang dry, no iron on the print
Shipping
Free US shipping on orders $50+; otherwise standard shipping is $8 and express is $15. Orders ship within 3–5 business days and typically arrive 3–7 business days after that (arrival times vary by carrier and destination), with tracking on every order. Shipping policy.
Fit & sizing
Sizes S/M/L/XL. Runs true to size; between sizes, go up. Need a measurement? Ask us and we’ll measure one.
Returns
Return it unused, unworn and in its original packaging within 30 days of delivery for an exchange or refund. Return shipping is on you unless we got the order wrong. Returns policy.