Frozen Tee
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Ships within 3–5 business days, then typically 3–7 business days in transit (times vary).
OUR LOGO HAS BEEN PLACED IN COLD STORAGE.
NEVER SOBER across the chest in frozen lettering, icicles included. On the back, the skull-smiley, iced over from its grin to its lightning bolt. All on a heavyweight black tee. The thermostat remains under review.
- Heavyweight 100% cotton, black
- Full front lettering, full back skull
- Unisex fit, sizes S–2XL
- Ribbed collar
- Machine wash cold, inside out
Shipping
Free US shipping on orders $50+; otherwise standard shipping is $8 and express is $15. Orders ship within 3–5 business days and typically arrive 3–7 business days after that (arrival times vary by carrier and destination), with tracking on every order. Shipping policy.
Fit & sizing
Sizes S/M/L/XL/2XL. Runs true to size; between sizes, go up. Need a measurement? Ask us and we’ll measure one.
Returns
Return it unused, unworn and in its original packaging within 30 days of delivery for an exchange or refund. Return shipping is on you unless we got the order wrong. Returns policy.