Never Sober Condoms
Leaves our Arizona warehouse within 3–5 business days, then typically 3–7 business days in transit (times vary).
Bring protection.
The party plans itself; the afterparty shouldn't. Twelve premium latex condoms in blacked-out foil with the skull on the wrapper — the one Never Sober product we genuinely hope you use tonight. Stay safe out there. Electronically tested, individually sealed.
Shipping
Free US shipping on orders $50+; otherwise standard shipping is $8 and express is $15. Orders leave our Arizona warehouse within 3–5 business days and typically arrive 3–7 business days after that (arrival times vary by carrier and destination), with tracking on every order. Shipping policy.
Pre-orders
Pre-order — no firm ship date yet. Charged today. If it can’t ship within 30 days, we’ll email you with a new date and the option to cancel for a full refund. Cancel anytime before it ships. In a mixed order, in-stock items may ship first on their own.
Returns
For safety, drinks and consumables can’t be returned for a change of mind once they leave our warehouse. Damaged, defective or wrong? Tell us (please report visible shipping damage within 7 days) and we replace or refund it. Returns policy.