The Dry Spell Beach Towel
Leaves our Arizona warehouse within 3–5 business days, then typically 3–7 business days in transit (times vary).
Bring the party.
The only dry thing about your summer.
Oversized, plush, and blacker than your group chat's humor. The Dry Spell claims the good chair at every pool, and the giant woven wordmark makes sure nobody “accidentally” walks off with it.
Thick cotton terry with the stacked Never Sober wordmark woven in — not printed on — so it survives every wash and every weekend.
- 100% cotton terry, oversized cut
- Woven jacquard wordmark (not a print)
- Pool, lake and beach duty rated
- Machine wash and dry
Shipping
Free US shipping on orders $50+; otherwise standard shipping is $8 and express is $15. Orders leave our Arizona warehouse within 3–5 business days and typically arrive 3–7 business days after that (arrival times vary by carrier and destination), with tracking on every order. Shipping policy.
Pre-orders
Pre-order — no firm ship date yet. Charged today. If it can’t ship within 30 days, we’ll email you with a new date and the option to cancel for a full refund. Cancel anytime before it ships. In a mixed order, in-stock items may ship first on their own.
Specs & what’s included
Everything we’ve confirmed is listed above. Need a measurement, spec or compatibility answer before you buy? Ask us — a human replies within 24–48 hours.
Returns
Return it unused, unworn and in its original packaging within 30 days of delivery for an exchange or refund. Return shipping is on you unless we got the order wrong. Returns policy.