The Trash Panda Tee
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Leaves our Arizona warehouse within 3–5 business days, then typically 3–7 business days in transit (times vary).
Your leftovers are its afterparty.
Every campsite has a closing shift, and the Trash Panda runs it: red cup in paw, disco ball hanging off a saguaro, cooler already open. It didn't crash the party. It IS the party — it just arrived through the dumpster.
Script Never Sober lettering over the full campfire-rager artwork on heavyweight black cotton.
- Heavyweight 100% cotton, black
- Script-lettering front print
- Unisex fit, sizes S–2XL
- Ribbed collar
- Machine wash cold, inside out
Shipping
Free US shipping on orders $50+; otherwise standard shipping is $8 and express is $15. Orders leave our Arizona warehouse within 3–5 business days and typically arrive 3–7 business days after that (arrival times vary by carrier and destination), with tracking on every order. Shipping policy.
Fit & sizing
Sizes S/M/L/XL/2XL. Runs true to size; between sizes, go up. Need a measurement? Ask us and we’ll measure one.
Returns
Return it unused, unworn and in its original packaging within 30 days of delivery for an exchange or refund. Return shipping is on you unless we got the order wrong. Returns policy.