Witness Protection
Pick a size first.
Leaves our Arizona warehouse within 3–5 business days, then typically 3–7 business days in transit (times vary).
New name. Same story.
Pull the hood, drop the brim, walk past the sunlight like it owes you money. A heavyweight black pullover — oversized, soft inside, quiet on the logo — for the brunch, the gas station, the airport you'd rather ghost through. Names get changed. Stories don't.
Heavyweight
Dense, soft fleece that keeps its structure.
Oversized fit
Cut roomy on purpose.
All black
Blackout everything. It goes with the night.
Shipping
Free US shipping on orders $50+; otherwise standard shipping is $8 and express is $15. Orders leave our Arizona warehouse within 3–5 business days and typically arrive 3–7 business days after that (arrival times vary by carrier and destination), with tracking on every order. Shipping policy.
Pre-orders
Pre-order — no firm ship date yet. Charged today. If it can’t ship within 30 days, we’ll email you with a new date and the option to cancel for a full refund. Cancel anytime before it ships. In a mixed order, in-stock items may ship first on their own.
Fit & sizing
Sizes S/M/L/XL. Runs true to size; between sizes, go up. Need a measurement? Ask us and we’ll measure one.
Returns
Return it unused, unworn and in its original packaging within 30 days of delivery for an exchange or refund. Return shipping is on you unless we got the order wrong. Returns policy.